We've all had it happen. There you are, minding your own business, when some strange man with a certain look in his eyes that suggests a flimsy grasp of reality hands you a tiny comic book. You politely accept the comic, hoping only to get rid of this nut. If you're smart, you'll wait until he's out of site and promptly throw it to the ground to begin the bio-degradedation progress. Alas, most of us just can't resist, and open the book to find that we have little chance of escaping eternal hellfire. Congratulations, you just got a Chick Tract. Jack Chick, whosebeliefs in his chosen religion are so radical, he could give Bin Laden a run for his money. 

Well guess what, Jesus may love you, but Jack Chick wants nothing more than to see your soul eternally damned rather than have you enjoy your life by engaging in "evil" activities.. And guess what? Halloween falls just under getting an erection while watching the kids on Barney play 'ring-around-the-rosie' in the old evil department. Check out Jack's classic, Happy Halloween, a bone-chilling tale of horror (or a lack thereof).

Now, since you've just found out you have a good chance of going to hell, check out this lovely piece of blasphemy cooked up by Knoblik. Remarkably, our version is probably less-offensive. Scroll on down and start the sinnin'!

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