And the afghan said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you squeaky toys, bones, and some tasty Alpo (Lassie 2:10)
Behold! Your savior is here. Fear not, for his wagging tail shows that he means you well! Born to the virgin Corgi in a kennel in Beaglehem, he is truly the puppy of God. He has the power to turn water into gravy, and the power to heal the most painful of cat scratches. Bow before your computer and give thanks, for he was neutered for your sins.
"'Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but lick your neighbor as you lick yourself." (Labrador 19:18)
The Jesus Terrier has taught us love for our fellow dog. Heed his teachings well, or face damnation.
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive a smack on the bottom with a rolled up newspaper. (Rover 13:2)
Lo! The continued teachings of the Jesus Terrier are coming soon!
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